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When a wife consciously or subconsciously considers her husband stupid, or oafish. She does not respect her husband. She lacks faith in her husband's ability to lead. It can be brought on by financial hardships, infedelity, the opinions of others outside the marriage, and western culture among other things and can be present prior to marriage. Occasionally, it is laying dormant from prior relationships.
Symtoms include:
Disagreement with any point the husband brings up whether it be for future plans, current events or general opinion on any given subject without logical counterpoint.
Vague answers to questions where the answer is obvious are rendered simply to be in disagreement.
Public acts of insubordination.
Belligerent verbal or physical assaults.
The therapist told her that she had developed a severe case of Homer Simpson Syndrome after her husband lost his job.
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A day where all you do is eat, sleep, watch TV, and drink a lot of beer, and basically just be incredibly lazy and joyfully gain wait, just like Homer Simpson would do. Preferably, you order all of your food and don't cook at all. You usually forget to / neglect any other responsibility.
"Alright! I got my beer, my Chinese take out, the remote, and, of course, my trusty couch! Time for a Homer Simpson style day!"
Having so much money you can spend it on extremely frivolous items. In reference to a 2 centimeter bulb of dried glue that sold on eBay for $237,000 because it looked like Homer Simpson.
Why is the thermostat set at 70? What kinda cash do you kids think I make, Homer Simpson Glue Money?
Look at those rims! That Lil' Wayne must be making Homer Simpson Glue Money!
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A LEGEND AND A ROLE MODEL TO ALL MALES I SALUTE U HOMER SIMPSON hmmm Beer
FUNNYEST CARTOON CHARACTER ALIVE
DOhh MMMMMM BEER y u little chocking sounds
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You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.
You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass
Your friend: LMAO WHAT
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The forbidden Homer Simpson is when an erect penis is threaded through three donughts.
I did something nice for charlie last night and I gave her the forbidden Homer Simpson.
Since 2020 it is a thing caused by being out in the sun too long wearing a mask to protect from Covid 19. Basically the area around the mouth an nose stays white and pasty, giving the appearance of the well known character from The Simpsons' facial features.
Been out in the sun too long today have we? That mask has given you the Homer Simpson Tan look hasn't it?