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DVR Hostage

when someone records two of their shows at a time on your DVR effectively forcing you to watch one or the other of the shows being recorded neither of which is something you like.

My wife held me DVR hostage last night for 2 hours.

by JohnnyFibah May 7, 2010


Rigatoni Hostage

when a rigatoni noodle holds someone hostage

yea thats a rigatoni hostage, i bet.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


social hostage

A person seized of held through social pressure.

My professor took me social hostage when he asked me a question during a lecture.

by carlopolis February 9, 2018


brown hostages

A difficult turd

"I'm going to the little boys' room to negotiate the release of some brown hostages"

by Howard May 1, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


release a hostage

Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; taking a shit.

yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hold Hostage

When youโ€™re waiting on hold for someone and know that the second you answer another call or check another line theyโ€™ll answer and hang up when you donโ€™t answer right away.

Iโ€™ve been a hold hostage for 8 minutes now. I know that if that whore in accounts receivable picks up when I try and answer this other line sheโ€™ll disconnect.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


realeasing the hostages

taking a shit

I gotta go realease some hostages before they storm the trunks!

by mooseknuckles October 26, 2002

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž