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Damn, you'll need a safari hat to get through her hot pocket.
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Giant pizza rolls
Retards with no brain cells think it means a woman's vagina
Guy 1: i like hot pockets
guy 2: As in va.....*gunshot*
Guy 1: *still holding gun* retard
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Pussy. The warm, moist inside of a pussy.
Damn look at the lips on that hot pocket, I'm trying to fuck!
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This is when a male shits a fatty into her coochie and then rams it home.
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When a individual has become so obese, they littertaly have rolls of fat on the sides of their knees and elbows.
These are often enough, the same size as an actual Hot Pocket, and clearly this individual has had their fare share.
Guy 1: DAMN! That bitch is Fat!
Guy 2: Word, bitch smugglin' a 4 pack of hot pockets up in there.
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When land a trick while skating (or don't land it) and one or both of your feet kinda fold up and you really feel it in your ankle. It hurts.
Dude: "Fuck dude, I just switch hardflip stairway but I got hot pockets on both feet!"
Other Dude: "You're feet can eat?"
Dude: "No dude, like I pressured my feet..."
Other Dude: "Like peer pressure??"
Dude: ".........You're an idiot."
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Kids poopy diapers, Crispy on the outside, hot and steamy in the middle. Just like the original.
My kids made three hot pockets out of thier diapers today.
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