Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
He's a rebellious little bumblebee, often on the run from his superiors. Armed and dangerous too.
Glen: Is that Joseph Huang?
Dave: RUN
CAN seduce anyone men and women, is the hotty with a body and defo can solo anyone in valorant, destiny 2, Minecraft, and solitare. Bro is unit and he is has superpowers, he is a real life superhero and I mean bro can solo king bob if he wanted to no cap. literally
Derek Huang go marry me rn fr -tyler
The name of the student in class who tries to pay attention but cannot do it effectively. They have good grades that they don't deserve due to mercy of their teacher.
Professor Huang! What are you doing?
Ian is a fantastic lover. Hot body with lovable puppy eyes. He is disarming. It’s really hard to say no to him. He is romantic but also practical. He knows what he wants, so somehow he is hard to get.
Keep single for freedom and keep relationships for love. He is approachable but stubborn at the same time, which makes him not annoyed but charming.
He is the best sex partner EVER! The best call for every horny nights and the best wake-up alarm clock in the morning. You won’t be able to get enough sleep around him anyway.
It’s just great to be loved by Ian and spend time with him. Sometimes get hurt by his straightforwardnesses, but always be inspired by his love:).
Alice: STOP calling me GOUZI! You stupid Ian Huang!
IAN: Sure, I will call you my beautiful princess for the rest of my life.
Ian is a fantastic lover. Hot body with lovable puppy eyes. He is disarming. It’s really hard to say no to him. He is romantic but also practical. He knows what he wants, so somehow he is hard to get.
Keep single for freedom and keep relationships for love. He is approachable but stubborn at the same time, which makes him not annoyed but charming.
He is the best sex partner EVER! The best call for every horny nights and the best wake-up alarm clock in the morning. You won’t be able to get enough sleep around him anyway.
It’s just great to be loved by Ian and spend time with him. Sometimes get hurt by his straightforwardnesses, but always be inspired by his love:).
Alice: STOP calling me GOUZI! You stupid Ian Huang!
IAN: Sure, I will call you my beautiful princess for the rest of my life.