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Humour with a bite or edge to it, often involving some form of thought or analysis to really get or understand. Often used to teach or inform, much like satire or subtle sarcasm.
"People often say that I'm not very funny. I am, I just use straight-laced humour. Life's too full of nonsense as is for me to crack a joke without some form of thought put into it..."
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It’s when people will say a word like dick, cock and pussy, then people will bust out laughing. Those people that have no sense of good humour.
“Cock and balls”
“Ha ha so funny dude”
“Yeah i know man i’m so funny”
“No man i just tricked you”
“What?”
“I just tricked you into thinking that you were funny but in reality you got that primitive pp humour”
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schoolboy humour alphabet is the A - Z of lavatorial words used by schoolboys
schoolboy humour alphabet
1690: An important date in Irishhistory, the Battle of the Boyne; the best sexual position in 10
Anus: A good laugh is always had at Uranus
Arsehole: A person who talks through his backside
Bog: The toilet where you go for a crap and/or a wank
Bogs: Toilets and Utinals
Bonk: A fuck eg a good bonk - a woman worth fucking
Bum: Backside
Bumf: Toilet paper
Cavalier: A boy with an uncircumsised penis
Clit or clitty A woman's fanny
Crack: A woman's fanny
Crap: A load of shit
Cum: Spunk all over hands when you wank
Cunt: A woman's fanny
Dick: Penis
Escort Agency: Upmarket name for Prossie
Fag: A cigarette; a younger boy who runs errands for a prefect),
Fairy:
Fart: Wind blown out of your arsehole
Feck: Irish word for Fuck
Frenchies: French Letters
Frig: An alternative for Feck or Fuck
Fuck: Sexual intercourse with a woman
Geld: Castrate
Goolies: Testicles
Handjob: Having a wank
Hard on, a: A stiff dick or prick
Homo: A homosexual boy
Hump: Fuck or Bonk
Jack Off: Masturbate
Jacks: Urinals
Loo: see Bogs
Pansy: a bit of a sissy
Poof: A homosexual boy
Poofter: homosexual boy
Prick: Penis
Queer: A homosexual boy
Roundhead: A boy who is circumcised
Shit and shite: crap dumped in the bog
Six of the Best: an old expression.
A good caning given by a master or prefect
(Political Correctness means Corporal Punishment is no longer allowed).
Skiv or Skivvie: School maids. Not bad looking women.
Many of the older boys want to fuck them. Some probably do fuck them.
Sissy:
Spunk: The creamy white stuff all over your hands when you have a wank
Tits or Titties: Breasts of a woman
Toss: Masturbate
Tosser: Someone indulging in wanking
Tossing: Masturbating or wanking.
Toss off: Masturbating or wanking.
Tuck Shop: School food is OK. Many guys like buying a snack at the tuckshop.
Wank: Masturbate
Wanker: Someone who masturbates
Wet Dream: You dream you are fucking a woman, get a hard on and wake up feeling
somewhat wet with spunk all over the bed. Basically it is masturbating with no hands.
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Person 1: Hey guess what.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Juan
Person 2: *Laughs in gen z* I love Gen Z Humour
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When someone either finds an obvious joke offensive or takes it dead serious, they are said to have had a "sense of humour" failure.
However, it cannot be applied to those who never had a sense of humour to start with.
This condition is more common amongst the grumpy, tired and irrationally angry sects of society, with the most common manifestation being women on their period or guys whose girlfriend is on their period.
That easyJet lady had a sense of humour failure when you asked if your "little" 16 year-old son counted for the priority boarding.
I don't think so. I think she had no sense of humour to start with.
Yeah, or it is that time of the month for her. That could explain her sense of humour failure.
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When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.
Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)
A phrase used after a serious comment makes an individual angry. The phrase is to make light of the serious comment, such as to convince the person spoken to that the aforementioned comment was just a joke.....even though actually it was not a joke.
Come on lighten up.....when I told you that you are ugly I didn't mean it. It was just a little roadside humour!!!
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