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A purely liquid and sometimes greasy diarrhea-like excretion. Usually uncontrallably released while farting.
Anonymous Soldier 1: Guys, I need to eat something before we go drinking, or else I'm gunna have to take a hydro dump at the end of the night.
Anonymous Soldier 2: Hurry up and grab that loaf of bread on the counter!
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The more elite form of Sea-Gnome.
You feel a sharp stabbing pain while in the water. You look down and exclaim "Argh, a sea gnome!" Your- in all likelihood unstabbed- friend should then procede to point out "No man, see the oxygen tank? That's a Hydro-Gnome."
When you have to pee very bad and can't get to a restroom so you padlock and let loose in your ass to hold it until you make it to the bathroom so you can shit it out like diarrhea. This may dislodge fecal matter and come out in spurts causing your ass to have a machine gun effect while shitting.
Levi what the hell happened to your toilet? Joseph you won't believe this. I couldn't make it home in time so I padlocked and pissed in my ass. As soon as I got home I couldn't hold it in my ass any longer and ended up hydro dumping all over the toilet.
The action of sampling water in a uncontrollable manner with more than one person.
Today we’re going to be doing some hydro tasting.
A person that masterbate’s in any form of water ( hot tubs, tubs, jacuzzis, showers, swimming pools
That extra umph in your piss when you sneeze symultaneously
I just got piss all over my walls! Damn you hydro surge!
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To shove a water hose from a fire truck up your asshole as far as it will fit, turn it on and let the water pressure fuck you until you are ripped completely in half.
Yo I just did some hydro-anal with that hoe last night, you know the one, and I think she actually fuckin died my dude.
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