I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

Technically I didn't, But Literally You Are

In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.

Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."

I didn't know it could go that deep

Your already know…

Guy 1: *deep voice impression*

Guy 3: I didn't know it could go that deep...

Guy 2: That’s what she said.

Ask, I didn't

Yoda when he is unamused with your irrelevant remarks.

hmmmmmm, ask, i didn't.