Now I Can Die

A phrase used when you have accomplished everything you've set out to do. By uttering this phrase, you are implying that there is nothing else left for you to do except die.

And yes... it's just a figure of speech

"Dude, I just asked Marjorie out and she said yes! Now I can die."

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I can has cheezburger

a website (icanhascheezburger.com) featuring many user-created images of lolcats, as well as other animals, like lolbunnys and lolruses (walruses). Most are images of animals, especially cats, with lolspeak captions.
Some running themes are: Lolrus' "bukkit," ceiling cat and basement cat, and other general mayhem.
I Can Has Cheezburger also has a spinoff site called "I Has A Hotdog," which features loldogs.

Caption on a picture of a very happy looking gray lolcat reads:
"I can has cheezburger???"

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i can be your dad

when your dad is your dad

i can be your dad
"i can be that dad of yours" said Tobias as he looked at his friend

whatever i can get

A phrase popularly used on the networking college site facebook.com. It refers to an individual's desire for any type of relationship, specifically, "dating," "friendship," and/or "random play." Some view this phrase as having a dergatory connotation, making the individual look desperate or without standards. Others simply view it as an honest explanation of relationship expectations and have no qualms posting this phrase.

The phrase whatever I can get is the same as saying I am open to any form of relationship.

The phrase whatever I can get is the same as saying I am desperate for any form of relationship.

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i can feel you

A word to express how another person feels, like ''i know how your feeling''

My girlfriend broke up with me

i can feel you

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I can count to potato.

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.

"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.

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Slytherin so I can

Phrase you say when done mischieves and being confronted blaming on the fact that your in the sly Hogwarts House of Slytherin.

1: You ugly
2: Hurtful!

1: Slytherin so I can

2: Hey not cool man. Refill costs .50!
1: Slytherin so I can
*Slurps Coke*

Judge: What do you have to say in your defense?

1: Slytherin so I can