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Apple's new tablet PC. Strange name. Maybe it will be the best Apple product, period.
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I Poop Alot Disorder. Occurs when an individual lacks the fortitude to take responsibility for their own short comings. Gods way of punishing their tool like actions and complete lack of tact by making them poop....alot.
I spent all day in the bathroom, i suffer from iPad.
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If you compare it with Android tablets, then you will see iPad is a completely useless tablet computer that you can only play games with it.
A: Hey you got a Galaxy Note 10.1, I bet yours is not as smooth as my iPad 4
B: I have got real multitasking and a s-pen to ease print-screen, UI as smooth as iPad, how about yours?
A: ... Hell no, multitasking will slow your Note down, we don't need that anyway.
B: Android devices are ready for everything, yours is just ready for you to game on.
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Apple's newest production. It's sure to restructure education and the way we read.
Adam: I can't wait to get my new iPad! I'm going to be so cool! Now people won't make fun of me for reading books!
Jack: Yeah! Now they'll just call you an Apple Geek which is WAY better than a bookworm!
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A revolutionary tablet designed by Apple with a slick interface. It fits the gap between the iPhone and the MacBook.
I like checking e-mail on the couch with my iPad.
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The electronic tampon (commonly referred to as an iPad) is a very crappy sanitary napkin for women with web browsing capabilities. The tampon should not be confused with a real computer, as computers actually have a keyboard, an x86 or x86_64 processor and upgradability.
The tampon is designed specifically for two kinds of women, poor ones and stupid ones. The poor ones buy the tampon because they cannot afford a real computer, the stupid ones buy the tampon because they either don't know how to use a real computer or mistake the tampon for a real computer.
The tampon is a plague among us and must be stopped. The tampon is taking away marketshare from real computers including Apple's Mac's. The tampon is destroying the computer industry and hurting software developers like myself who choose to develop for COMPUTERS, NOT TOYS.
The tampon does have one good use, as a woman's sanitary napkin.
Julian from Family Guy no doubt owns an iPad.
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A disease involving an inexplicable craving over and acquiring of Apple's iPad even though the sufferer already has about 12 other gadgets that are able to do the same thing. Typical symptoms include excessive tweeting or blogging about it, as well as downloading apps before one even receives the device. Diehard Apple fanatics and wannabe pseudo-geeks are particularly susceptible.
Joe's iPadicitis was so bad, his past 226 tweets were about the iPad and when he was ever going to finally install all the apps he'd downloaded.