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That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.
Me: Girl, ur sisters such a Crusty iPad Kid
Friend: Yeah I know :,)
Fucking stinking fat fingered maccies poo smelling freak typically called Ollie highly fat like a bowling ball he doesn’t fall down the stairs he rolls and sets of Richter scale level 12 when he walks.
There was this greasy iPad kid playing cut the rope on the iPads at maccies leaving his disgusting trail of wet stinking finger juice all over the public iPads like a shit Jackson pollock painting he tried killing himself definitely won’t be playing cut the rope again. Only cuz he tore the ceiling fan down
an intense short, fat 200 pound kid who rocks back an fourth annoying everyone who comes in their way. Most kids below the age of 10 come to the disease know as the IPad kid disease. Most people are annoyed by an iPad kids existence. An iPad kid gets most of their exercise by typing all day in their greasy ipad and whines to their mother to buy an oculus to became a monster, a greasy ipad kid and a gorilla tag kid.
Greasy IPad kid: mom I need a new iPad it only costs 29.56 dollars because I crushed it with my sheer weight of my body.
Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.
An endangered species. Kids around the age of 9-13 who own an iPad but don’t have severe autism.
Kid: Hi how was your day today?
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..
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Adam: Roc always licks people.
Oliver: It’s cause he’s a sticky ipad kid
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A Child that has an Ipad, usually addicted. They wipe chip dust and boogers on the screen, and they bring the Ipad with them into the bathroom. Their Ipad is usually sitting on the ground covered in grease, and getting kicked by the chad older brother.
Dude, look at that weirdo, he's probably a Sticky Ipad Kid.
If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.
“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “