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Cheap TV show in which the entire country is canvassed by a panel of pop producers in order to find people with potential. These people with potential are then told to come back for a second audition so that Cowell and co. can discern which one is the most easily manipulated. There then follows the premise of a public vote, but we all know it's rigged anyhow.
I feel sorry for the people who win Pop Idol. They get paid craploads to flood the music industry with half-arsed shite and to take it up the arse from Pete Waterman.
The life cycle of a Pop Idol Winner:
August - Wins programme, lots of jubilation, gets fat record deal.
September - Releases first single. It gets to Number 1 and then bombs the next week.
October - The Sun newspaper publishes a revelation about this winner being gay/having an affair with a model/engaging in sordid group sex practices/whatever. Public don't really give a shit.
November - Having had their interest sparked by the previous month's press frenzy, their second single rockets.
December - They get to Xmas number 1.
January - Their next single bombs and we (thankfully) don't hear of them again.
May - Pop Idol starts up again.
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A very popular music that turned into a meme by a Chinese man who always walking around the park and make a short videos. This music was created by a Japanese VTuber but honestly, nobody give a damn about it.
User 1: Who's Super Idol and why does it popped on my recommended?
Gim: Super Idol 的笑容都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱 105 °C的你滴滴清纯的蒸馏水你不知你有多可爱跌倒后会傻笑着再站起你从来都不轻言失败对梦想的执着一直不曾改很安心 当你对我说不怕有我在放着让我来勇敢追自己的梦想那坚定的模样
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A beatmaker and music producer who has done songs including "Dill Pickle", "Dope", "No Mercies" and "Kiss the Chain".
He features superstars and local people on his own beats, through all his albums. Idol doesn't use other people's beats so he may play his beats for them.
Antonio Kendrick Jr., known as Idol Nine, SD54 or STANJAY, started making beats in 2018.
A show where singers compete to become the newest indentured servants to the RIAA, and to attempt to make other naive singers aspire to the same. The majority of the show's viewership comes from Simon Cowell's belief that making crude jokes about people that can't sing for shit constitutes constructive criticism.
I don't watch American Idol because I appreciate real music.
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The deepest part of hell. Run. Run away.
Ruby gripped me into her hands. She ei ei ohed me into idol hell.
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A terrible tv show which gives any1 a chance to publicly humiliate themselves in front of the hole country. The fact that most of the country watches it makes me want to break puppies necks and punch young children in the face.
"Hey did you watch Australian idol last nite" says joe
"Wtf is Australian Idol?" says jim
"You no the show with the fat chick and the guy with the afro" says joe
"oh yeah, it made me so mad that i killed puppies and puched babies and young children in the faces" says jim
"yep thats Australian idol" says joe
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An insanely adorable nickname for Kris Allen, America's tiniest Idol.
Can, at times, be used as the opposite (or bottom) of Glamazon.
Kris Allen, the Pocket Idol, likes capes.
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