i can't beweave it!

1. An expression of surprise used in a situation involving a weave.
2. The greatest pun of all time.

"You shoulda been at lunch! These two chickenheads got in a fight and Amber pulled out LaToya's weave!"
"I CAN'T BEWEAVE IT! I MISSED IT!"

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i can't sweat that

can't lie
admit to it
acceptance
truth
pissed off
played for a fool

person 1: "they had you easy, man!"
person 2: "i can't sweat that"

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I can't call it

I'm not even trying to say right now , feds , police, or witnesses could be listening.

As BIG G Thang was walking into the mall and saw the little homies, and someone came up to him and shook his hand and said "what's going dizown Kizuz" Big G Thang looked around and saw potential enemies, undercovers, and nosy witnesses and said " You know I can't call it, I'm shaking the spizot after I go cop some gear" then the little homies said right, right, we out here holding it down.

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I can't breathe

A horrible police man named Derek Chauvin who killed George Floyd not letting him breathe for 9 minutes.

Derek Chauvin should rot in prison.

I can't breathe. BLM

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I can't with you

Meaning, you're a weirdo. You need help

I can't with you right now Joe

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i can't dance

Walking slowly stetching hands forward according to your steps (right foot - right hand, left foot - left hand)
Well, you know what I mean, don't ya?

Heeeeeeey! Let's do the i can't dance! It's sheer fun!

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i-can't spell

definition one: When you type so fast on your iPhone that things get misspelled and you don't notice till right before you tap "send"

definition two: when you are texting someone on your iPhone and even though you spell something the way you meant for it, the auto-correct changes it when you click send and you have to explain what you meant to your friend.

Dude I rolled so hard on the floor at that!

What?

No I meant to say lol'd but have a bit of i-can't spell.

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