An army in the Warhammer 40K Tabletop game.
Some players prefer them because of their close representation of the human race.
They're infamous for their lousy weapons, aim and armor.
They often arrive in hundreds on the battlefield, and it's very common for them to be shred to pieces by whatever gets in their way.
They're loyal to the emperor and come from many diverse planets. The planet they come from often defines their look. Some example regiments are Cadians, Catachan and the Valhallans.
Your accuracy is even worse than that of the avarage imperial guard soldier.
The Imperial Guard is as close to cannon fodder as you can get.
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Synonym for incorrect, appalling, or disgusting .
βOmg, that shirt looks horrible on you. Itβs like, imperial system bad.β
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When your so pissed off, it surpasses, beyond belief to the point where others cannot believe how pissed off you are. If Royally pissed means your pissed off beyond what you can believe. Then Imperially Pissed, means, your so pissed off others cannot believe it.
His Imperial Highness, Aerick Lux, is so pissed off others cannot believe, such hatred can be achieved, He is Royal, but his anger, brings to a level of Imperialness that simply cannot be beleived even when witnessed. He is Imperially Pissed off.
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A southern California surf town that borders the Pacific and Mexico, with a mix of middle class and ghetto areas.
I'm going to visit Imperial Beach.
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Imperial-Using-Person: "How many feet-"
Literally everyone else: "Shut the fuck up."
Imperial-Using-Person: "What, why??"
Literally everyone else: "Because you use The Imperial System. Your opinion is invalid."
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A dish that should be ordered with extreme caution at San Francisco's Lolli's Castagnola seafood resteraunt
"I'll have the Imperial Lobster, please"
"Do you think you're ready to order the Imperial Lobster??"
"Yes..He will aid me while I move my troops north"
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Guilt stemming from actions taken by one's country of origin during its imperial era.
Troops of he British Empire were the first to give blankets infected with smallpox to Native Americans. Wow, add another historic fact to my imperial guilt.