I typed this with my eye

wow, that must hurt. Make sure you had a clean key board

Guy 1: *Slaps face on keyboard*
Guy 1 "Hey technically I typed this with my eye

balled my eyes out

when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.

i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.

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it burns, my eye!

best worst band in the world. 'nuff said.

"yo, i heard KC is making a video for it burns, my eye. sweet-ass, IBME rocks the casbah."

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stick a needle in my eye

Excruciating pain that is better than....

I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice!

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get out my eye

backup phrase used when someone says somethin out the way.

Boy: Dang! Homegirl got a DONK! She lookin like Buffy the Body.

Girl: Get out my eye wit that mess.

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Fucked my eyes out

To be jerked around,or to be horribly fucked over in the worst way

Billy fucked my eyes out the other day when he totaled my car.

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back of my eye lids

Going the fuck to sleep

I'm going to go watch the back of my eye lids bitch

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