Rural Dictionary

What's My Name

-Song by Rihanna featuring Drake.

Rihanna states ""What's My Name?" as in, you don't know my name, and after we have a sexual encounter, you'll find out my name.

After they 'do it', you'll find out her name cause she'll make you scream it.

Tabi: Babe, what's my name?
James: I don't know...
Tabi: Wanna find out?

by IloveT March 12, 2011

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My Name Jeff

A meme thats used in such a way in which its not even funny anymore, never was, but is used in an ironic fashion that you feel really bad for laughing at such a meme

Guy 1: hey dude, My Name Jeff
Guy 2: hahah, oh fuck dude, great now i gotta go kill you and myself
Guy 3: My Name Jeff?

by Name Jeff is my name November 12, 2017

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H to the My name is

"H to the My name is" is the remix of Jay-Z's "H to the Izzo" and Eminem's "My name is"

The remix was created and made hugely popular by the "DJ Hero" Commercials.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you get the new DJ Hero? It looked pretty sick"

Guy 2: "Yeah I got it just so I could listen to "H to the My name is"

Guy 1: Hahaha... me too!

by $$$$MONEY$$$$ November 29, 2009

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my name is jew

When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.

To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.

The code of the jew is:

Flowing through all, there is jew

There is no jew without jesus to create

There is no jesus to create without allah

Allah fades without the power of jew

Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see

There is allah in me

There is jesus in me

Jew is all things and I am jew

If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation

Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.

When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.

Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."

by Ihavebeendoingthetsecretlyedit December 31, 2020

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What's My Name

My Name Jeff

H to the My name is

MY NAME IS NOT GARY!

My name intars

my name is jew

MY NAME IS TRISHA