back seat drive

During anal sex you grab your woman's arms and drive her around like a truck. Make sure you don't turn too hard or she wiil bend you in half.

Timmy: Dude! I was totally back seat driving your mom yesterday!
Jimmy: SWEEEEEEET! ME TOO!
Anonymous: I love to back seat drive.

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Back Seat Sniffing

A Guy who when he gets in your car the first thing he does if sniff the back seat for pussy juice cause he nows u tapped the old ladys ass last night .

Damm , Dude Quit back seat sniffing .

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Back-seat Chiller

<n> term given to a chav who has "baggsed" the back seat of a bus to "chill"

Lloyd: "Oi mate lets bags the back seat and be Back-seat Chillers"

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Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders

type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit

type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker

Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing

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BSS Back Seat Sex

Back seat sex is sex in the back seat of a car. Many positions are possible in the back seat such as:

I. girl on top with front seat forward and her leaning on it on top of him riding him
II. girl on top with legs apart holding on to the hand bars in the car with her back facing him riding him
III. girl on top facing boy in the middle seat for more space

For most enjoyable results
I. park in isolated place
II. tint your windows three times

III. for a cheap alternative put the sun cover on

Anywhere, anytime.

Lena: babehaveyoutriedBSS?

Dara: no...wtfisthat?

Lena: howcanyounotknow?BSS Back Seat sex der

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Deuce of nods on the back seat

1920s slang, a fancy way of saying "two days ago"

"a strange broad walked into my office- as strange broads sometimes do. i had seen her before- deuce of nods on the back seat, in O'Ryan's speakeasy."

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front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

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