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Iamdie threatened to send a swim because he is a pussy.
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an acronym for Someone Who Isn't Me, Someone Who I Met, Some Wasteoid I Met, Some White Ignorant Male, and/or Some Wildly Intensive Masturbator. Often used in chatrooms or blog posts to disassociate one's self from criminal or morally suspect behavior.
SWIM smokes at least a 1/4 ounce of chronic every 3 days or so and is worried it is making him sterile.
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A living hell. A great sport to do if you want to be yelled at for breathing. Gets very boring.
Let's go swimming at the pool!
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1)an excuse to wake up at 5a.m. and jump into freezing water
2) a reason to jump into a shower naked with several other people of the same sex.
3) a great way to look at people of the opposite sex in bathing suits
4) an excuse to eat 5 meals a day and not gain a pound
5)the only sport that gives you hickeys
mother: is that a hickey on your neck?
child: nope, its from my swim suit.
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To be in a state of confusion. To be overwhelmed.
I have this new job I have to learn and I'm swimming in it.
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Swimming is another word for a "buzz" mainly off of nicotine. When you're sitting in class and the teacher isn't paying attention so you let your friend hit your juul (or other vaping device) until they can't feel their legs.
Darren: Hey Logan can I hit the juul?
Logan: Wait until Mr smith sits down
*hits Juul*
Logan: how ya feeling?
Darren: I'm swimming dude