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When you post something on someone's Facebook wall or picture and they instantly like it.
Alex: i just commented on her picture...she already liked it
Crowd of 1000 people: BITCH JUST INSTA-LIKED it!
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Thots who post pictures on Instagram using Snapchat filters that actually belong on Snapchat and not Instagram.
Instagram Thot Hunter: *spots Snachat photo filter on Instagram posted by some Insta-Thots*
Insta-Thot: *dies*
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When a chick turns you on so bad that you go from limp to rock hard instantly.
Dude, when i saw your mom i got insta wood.
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When two people skip dating and enter a semi-serious relationship after a single date or encounter.
I hooked up with Patrick last night, and now we're in an insta-relationship.
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When a woman orgasms because something was so great but no build up or sexual action was needed. Causes for an insta-o could be a hot guy, delicious food, or something just completely awesome.
Girl 1: Did you see that guitar player?
Girl 2: Yea, we made eye contact and had an insta-o.
1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers
Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.
Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.
Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.