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Dude: Let's sail into international waters to hunt whales, snort coke and execute smurfs.
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a.k.a Just forget it sign. The act of positioning both arms in an outward manor with your elbows bent so that the tip of your fingers point upwards and palms forward. Upon hearing or seeing something totally ridiculous the signer moves both hands in a downward and back movement saying "just forget it" or "international sign." The more ridiculous something is the more international signs the event is given.
Person A: "Ducks and geese are the same."; Person B(international signer): "International sign 10 times!" {while making described gesture}
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The death of you.....
Sally was in the International Baccalaureate IB program, needless to say she is no longer with us. She died of sleep deprivation.
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IB, a high school program, will force teens into a downward spiral of depression, un-protected sex, violence and narcotics use; only 2% will survive to reach the and age of 25. This makes the IB student - the 'Ibus Studentus' - one of the most rare species on earth, some even completely denying its existence along with big foot and the lochness monster.
Bob: What the hell happened to Alex. I meet him the other day and he was saying something about "CAS", before assaulting me, for drug money...
Phil: The International Baccalaureate happened to Alex. May God be mercy full...
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An intern that has been passed around the office for sex. Usually refers to a political intern for a government official.
"Wow, she is hot!" said the gentleman from the Texas representative.
"She's an intern pincushion so have at 'er," his republikkklan friend responded.
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Going Internal is a term used primarily by the United States Marine Corps to define what happens to an individual when they are completely overwhelmed by the negative external and internal factors affecting them. They are unable to think about anything except for how terrible their situation is. Individuals suffering from this psychological phenomenon usually go quiet for long periods of time and stare vacantly at whatever is in front of them. It is hard to engage in conversation with someone who has gone internal, and when it is possible to get them to talk they usually only talk about how bad they believe their situation to be.
Marine 1: "Whats wrong with Lance Corporal Pyle? He hasn't said a word in over an hour, and he's just staring at the ground."
Marine 2: "He's going internal. He just found out he has 24 hour duty this weekend."
The type of turd which is so vast and substantial that relieving yourself of it is comparable to putting down a heavy briefcase you have been carrying all day.
Person 1: 'Hey are you ok? Whilst you were upstairs I heard a colossal thump.'
Person 2: 'Don't worry, I just dropped my internal briefcase.'