A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"
I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care
Known for taking something good and turning it into shit with everything you touch.
A kid was given a new toy. His intestine hands guaranteed the toy would soon be broken.
their intestines are falling out
Joe: my intestines are falling out my anus
Bobo: does it look like i care
When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them
Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.
The act of mailing human fecal matter, typically your own, to an ideological, athletic, or political opponent.
"Hey Tobias, did you hear that the GOP Office in Downtown got an Intestinal Kazcynsky?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean?"
A by-product of Sub-Aquatic Intestinal Venting is warm bubbles up your back