irish

A swear word, according to Ned Flanders.

We don't use the "I" word in this house!

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Irish

The toughest motherfuckers to have walked this earth. Don't fuck with the Irish, unless you like having no teeth and your girlfriend being fucked by Irish dudes.

"Yo, he's trying to pick a fight with me."
"Let's go knock his teeth out and fuck his girlfriend. That's what the Irish do."

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irish

1. From Ireland.
2. The language that is only spoken in a minority of small areas in Ireland. The rest just have plain English.

1. 'Hello. I'm Irish.' (from Ireland)
2. 'Dia dhuit'='Hello'
'Maróidh mé thú le mo bhata mór'='I'm going to kill you with my big bat'
'Is maith liom do shrón'='I like your nose'

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Irish

Mad cunts who fought english bastards for over 800 years.
And we would fucking do it again.
Chucke ar la

Them irish are good craic

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The Irish

(Sex position) Any position in the Karma Sutra done with an Irish man.

Mate did the Irish last night, it was grand!

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Irish

What every American wants to be or tries to be. If you're American and are saying your Irish ANYTHING OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDPARENTS (ALL 4) DOESN'T COUNT AIGHT
Tiocfaidh ar lá

'I was in America this summer and half the bloody people said they were Irish cuz their great grandads cousins uncle was Irish'
'Fucking Americans'

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Irish

Irish is the national language of Ireland, yet if were to ask the average Irish person to say anything other than "hello" or "kiss my ass" in Irish you will most likely get a moment of awkward silence followed up by a random flurry of Irish words which they learned from 6th class.

Foreigner: Hey Seán, you're Irish, how do you say "I made in a sandwich" in Irish?

Seán: *Momentary pause* "An bfhuil chead agam dul go dtí an lethreis?"

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