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An island in the South Pacific where all the male inhabitants are in dire need of female companionship. Any female visiting this island is assured of being laid, no matter how vile or disgusting she may look. The inhabitants don't care about fupas, gunts, excessive body hair, duct cheese or any type of sexually transmitted disease. A paradise for ugly and fugly women.
Cathy couldn't get any guy to lay her, so she traveled to the Isle of Kumoniwannalaya and got more ass than a toilet seat.
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A small island off the south coast of England. Referred to by the Beatles as a place to holiday when you're 64, the Island is notorious for its surplus of OAP's as this garden Isle can be a relaxing place to live with a very slow pace of life.
However, life for anyone below the age of 65 can be very boring unless you are extremely rich or stupid. There are very little job prospects, the education system is terrible and the social exclusion rates are like those of a major mainland city. There is very little for kids to do, fashion takes 5 months plus to translate to the Island's people. The cost of living is quite high- for example, McDonalds raise the price of all the goods 10p more than mainland prices to account for shipping.
With all the negative stuff out the way, the air is cleaner, life is calmer; you feel more secure here than on the mainland. Raising your kids here in theory is great as you can let them out on the streets and you know that if they step one tootsie out of line, the neighbours will tell you all about it. Everyone knows everyone, probably related to someone, somehow. It's an excellent place to re-evaluate your life simply because you realise that you have so much going for life elsewhere. Plus, we have a couple of brilliant breathtaking festivals every year and Hendrix Played Here!!!!
Isle of Wight Dictionary:
Mainlanders: Grockles or Overners (Bloody Foreigners)
Islanders: Calkheads
Caterpillars: Mallyshags
Cheese Sarnie: Nammit
Lady: Gal
Man: Nipper
Child: Littlun
Well, I say (Express Surprise): Wuh!
Island Newspaper: The Isle of Wight Can Depress
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An island off the south coast of England, the Isle of Wight is a land of beauty. It has a lot of nice seaside towns and they all have attractions. Some people equate it with being in England in the 1950s, but there's nothing wrong with that surely.
On the Isle of Wight there is a museum containing the skeleton of a Finback Whale (the second largest after the Blue Whale) which was washed up some years ago near The Needles.
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Carno go ram
teno go slam
stegos swipe
and servers wipe
Person 1: ima go play The Isle Evrima
Person 2: nooooo thats a terrible mistake
Person 1: why
Person 2: deino/stego speed hackers and mixpacking
Person 1: HOLY FUCK
A world where the Poms live (especially Pom Pom).
This is The Isle of Pom. On it live the Poms.
A type of person that likes to participate in dogging.
(Mainly in car parks)
Does one fell like dogging in the isle of dogs tonight?
a place of scandal. A rip off.
"That there dodgy geezer tried to sell me one of his hoo-ers for $600"
"Man, that guy's from the isle of Scandalucia!"