you hear me

Usually with people say after they tell someone something

If you leave out, close the door behind you, you hear me?

27👍 7👎

you slay me

The phrase "You slay me" is slang and it means to overwhelm, as with laughter or love.

It is used in response to something funny someone has said or done.

person 1 says or does something funny.
person 2 in response can only sum up the amazing funniness that has occured with the phrase "you slay me," signifying total appreciation of the funny event and deeming it hilarious and worthy of acknowledgement.

276👍 116👎

you tell me

Expression of strong agreement.

Facebook status: Carla misses the sun :-( and noticed how pale everyone looks in England today.

Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.

122👍 49👎

You Heard me

A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".

No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".

After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.

PUSSY COMEBACK:

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*

58👍 21👎

Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

35👍 13👎

you tried me

a saying for when someone wants to say you insulted them.

"you're such a whore"
"wow. you tried me"

or

"he just told her to shut the fuck up"
"damn, he tried her"

42👍 17👎

Will you ally me?

A phrase commonly heard among people who play Starcraft on battle.net. After totally pwning a n00b, they will usually ask if you would be kind enough to ally with them before their base is completely and utterly decimated by your largely superior army so they can get a win on their record instead of a loss. Because allying with the loser misrepresents the win/loss record, the answer should always be no.

xX=IMTEHBEST=Xx: Are u gonna ally wit me plz?!?!/1/1/1

Me: No.

27👍 10👎