Steak Itch

An itch in your throat that lasts more than 1 hour.

Steve: “Dang my throat has had an itch for 3 hours”
Rodger: “Dang man, that’s some mad steak itch you’ve got going”

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Itch-Hiker

An itch that moves to another place when you scratch it.

Oh shit,I got an Itch-Hiker!It's moving down my back!

The Village Itch

Coined after the The Villages, FL whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous sexual activity spreading STDs and engage in public sexual activity. The Village Itch refers to:

1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
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2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.

Howard attended the over 60's Night Dance at the Villages last weekend because he had a case of The Village Itch. He got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his Gainesville, FL Urologist about a week later.

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pp itch

A intense feeling of itchiness in ur pp

He has the pp itch so he will scratch

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jock itch

A bad itching fungus in a man's inner thighs, scrotum, or general balls area. Often caused by not showering, using dirty towels, wearing dirty underwear, or sweating a lot.

Dude I got the worst jock itch

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Balls Itch

When a guy pretends that their d*ck is in a girls' mouth and quickly scratches the underside of her chin. Most commonly used as a joke.

Thomas: **Rubs underside of Rachel's chin**BALLS ITCH!

Rachel: "What? You ass hole."

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feminine itch

1) The act of itching one's self in a feminine manner.

2) An itchy vulva, often talked about in the most blatant possible manner on network TV commercials while I'm eating.

1) Look at him giggling like a school girl and going all limp wristed on that itch. That nizzle gots tha feminine itch for shizzle my dizzle.

2) "There are some subjects that are important to talk about with good friends... like painful, burning, feminine itch" - Actual Quote from Monistat commercial.

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