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ivan

god of big dick energy

damn that guy is cool, he's basically ivan

by breadsnorter December 10, 2019

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ivanism

Illogical hacky code that is prone to fail and only apply to a single use case

This code is full of ivanisms

by pseudocoder August 7, 2017


Ivan

Russian music addiction who will drink vodka

HEY I SAW A IVAN TODAY!

by UnknownSONofAGun November 5, 2019


Ivan

The most talented guitar person in the world. He’s funny, kind, adorable, and he’s got the best hair ever. I still have yet to meet someone who’s as easy to talk to as he is.

I can’t take my eyes off of Ivan.

by picklesarecute May 4, 2021


Ivan

if you look up what Ivan means, it will say “gift of God,” or something adjacent. However, it has a much more powerful meaning. He’s the most beautiful thing on the planet, he treats his loved ones like porcelain dolls, always protecting them. he lights up the night sky, and shines in daylight. he’s so lovely to admire, so handsome you’d think he was painted on canvas with the finest brushes. ivan defines perfection.

i hope to love Ivan for an eternity <3.

by susa_gvardina March 8, 2021

5👍 1👎


Ivan

Someone who calls everyone he doesn't like a parasite

Ivan hates capitalism because capitalists are all parasites

by Andrew-501 June 30, 2019

4👍 1👎


Ivan

Ivan is, without any doubt, the biggest baby in the world. He’s the epitome of cuteness and love and he’s the most handsome boy anyone will ever lay their eyes on. This only goes out to IVAN. The REAL IVAN. We all know who the real Ivan is here.

“Wow, you’re such an Ivan sometimes.” *scoffs on the surface, but heart melts internally*

“Go do Ivan things.” (never change)

by Bawchicken February 4, 2021

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