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A verbal attack or "jab" usually made my a beady.
Beady been jabbing- "Well, you certainly enjoy your food don't you?"
"You looked f*cked mate"
"Well, it's the closest any of you boys are gonna get to pulling this weekend"
"Very funny, but you obviously have too much time on your hands"
"You should have snogged her... although you wouldn't have got very far anyway"
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When you stab a prostitute in their belly button with your penis so hard that she\he bleeds.
I totally JABBED!!! that bitch last night.
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Jewish-American bull-dyk
a butch lesbian who happens to be Jewish.
This media reference occurs in the stop motion show Rick & Steve-- Dana identifies herself as a JAB.
person#1: who's that dude?
person#2: that's Dana, she's not a dude, she's a Jab: a Jewish-American bulldyke
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Used to describe a sexual act with out saying the entire word. For example: blowJAB and handJAB. Originating in Traverse City, MI.
Dude I hung out with Jessica last night and I totally got a JAB from her.
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One of Terry's most known combo's in SSBU
I used Jab jab powerdunk to get an early 26%
Stands for-Just A Bitch, or Just A Body. A Jab is the kind of girl you hook up with when you aren't looking for a relationship. Using her for "just her body" and not getting emotionally attached, not getting her number, and possibly not even her name. Phrases for hooking up with JAB girls are "you down for a Jab?", "Want to throw some Jabs?" or even just a quick jab on the girls arm will do. If she Jabs back, shits goin' down.
Guy 1. "Ayy whats good bro?"
Guy 2. " Nothin' bro, I just broke up with my girl so I've been out here bangin' JAB girls that I'll never talk to again!"
Guy 1. " Bro, all girls should be JAB girls"
Guy 2. "Amen!"
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An Object, usually round and circular with a smooth surface. The object is coated with Jube (Lube for jabs, inspected by the lubrication standards committee). Then the object is firmly placed between the butt cheeks. For newbies a slow sitting motion and/or vulgar thrusting would be adequate. For advance Jabbers (a person who jabs) a fast thrusting should be obtained. Jabbing can be accomplished with a partner and/or couple. Originally developed in Germany by pediatricians for anal cavity health. It was meant to brush your butt like a toothbrush brushes your mouth. When American society heard of this they perverted the technique to obtain self fulfillment.
I got a jab signed by Brad Pit, to bad its covered in my shit.
I have to attend JabberHolics Anonymous because I got addicted when my doctor told me to Jab everyday to keep the doctor away.
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