Johnston Jackoff Challenge

To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.

Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.

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diva jackoff sleeve

a jackoff sleeve that a fuck diva has made by being molded from her own pussy and has them handed out at her concerts or thrown from the stage to the audience. often done at porn music concerts.

John got a diva jackoff sleeve.

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double fisted jackoff

A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them

When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.

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Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is

We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG

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undisgraceful jackoff

Someone who is very annoying,stupid,and a bitch

Avery- hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Adrian- what you undisgraceful jackoff

jackoff sauce

Anything used as a lubricant that NORMALLY ISN'T nor SHOULD BE used as one such as but isn't limited to vehicle fluids, paints, thinners tea tree oil, shaving cream, and or condiments from the kitchen and or restaurant for that matter such as ketchup and or mayonnaise
Example

Kerry's favorite jackoff sauce is ketchup and mayonnaise

jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.

"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".