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while in shallow water, the female lays in a push-up position while the male leans over to enter from behind. the male uses one hand to hold around the female's abdomen, keeping her's and his own lower body (primarily his erection and her vaginal or anal orifice) from submerging in the water. the male's other hand is used to hold the female's head in and pull it out of the water,at his discretion.
the jacques cousteau i had last night nearly drowned me before climax.
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A Jacques Hardy is a tiny midget like character, that has the powers of a leech, completely unable to return common gestures.
THAT'S GOT TO BE PASS!!
Rumours circulate that the leader of these beings is known under a different alias. That of CHRISTINNNEEEEE.
Oh, and also, they are unable to cook.
That guy, god, he is such a Jacques Hardy.
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My mate is such a Jacques Hardy, I gave him a biscuit, and he still hasn't paid me back.
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Is A Poes That Reminds you of your Mother
He is carrying on like a Dirty Jacques.
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A super cool guy that is usually athletic and good at everything he tries
Bro, Jacques Henry is so good at football
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When the man on the bottom passes out while the woman is riding him, and the woman, in retaliatory disgust, drops a deuce on his chest.
I woke up, surprised to find my hot roommate had paid me back with a Dirty Frere Jacques steaming on my chest.
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A guy who was a pioneer in electronic music and made several albums from 1966 to 1976 and worked with Gershwin Kingsley from 1965 to 1967. He was known for being one of the first people to use the Moog synthesizer in 1968. He used the Oindoline before that. He made very weird and happy songs. He made great music. Sadly, he passed away in 2016. Rest in piece, Jean Jacques Perry.
Jean Jacques Perry sure made good music!
While receiving a blow job the privileged receiver holds the nostrils of the submissive giver restricting airflow while sucking and when the giver stops for a breath of air the receiver slaps the giver across the face as hard as they can allowing the giver to gasp for air before the receiver shoves the givers mouth down on shaft while shouting "diver down"
I told her I express my emotions through the Jacque Cousteau love tap
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