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A hairy pussy, usually one that is thick and matted over like those heavy holiday sweaters with tangled pubes like they’ve been woven by Amish elves. Yeah, imagine trying to fuck that!
Dolph: Damn, bro. I just had my hand down Frita's pants!
Gregor: Score, dude!
Dolph: Not so fast, Holmes. I couldn't even get my fingers in her pussy.
Gregor: Seriously? Was she fightin' it?
Dolph: Naw, man. Her hair down there was impenetrable.
Gregor: Whoa.
Dolph: Yeah, bud. It was like she had a va-jay-jay sweater
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N. Term coined by Oprah herself on her show but made famous by Joel McHale on "The Soup." Refers to the slang term Oprah uses for her own genitalia. The term can be used to refer to the ballsiness of female executives, or to Oprah's actual vagina.
Synonyms: "Mingey" (as seen on the classic episode of South Park called "A Million Little Fibers" which parodied Oprah's crotch and ass.)
1. Jen: "You think you can make partner at your law firm, Shakronda?"
Shakronda: "Hell, yes ... my brilliant briefs and my Oprah's va jay jay will take me right to the top!"
2. Oprah (swinging on a bungee chord harness) "My va jay jay is painin' !! "
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What Dr. Bailey called her vagina while giving birth to Tuck
-oh Dr. Bailey, I can see the top of his head. Oh he’s cute
-O’Malley?
-yeah?
-stop looking at my va-jay-jay!
-yes ma’am
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Modification of term "va jay jay" originally used by Opera and poonani. A funny way of saying vagina.
If your good tonight you'll get some quality poon jay jay.
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The opposite of a sausage fest
“Hey, va jay jay fest isn’t a thing.”
“Maybe they should make it a thing”
The poison that comes from the Vagina, not an STD, sometimes deadly.
man 1: Dude You heard olivia gave Bobby the Va-Jay-Jay poison.
man 2: yea man he almost died.
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The color of a va jay jay that an African American (Nigga, Nigger) sometimes has.
Bill:"Hey Sheniqua, thats a big purple va jay jay!"
Sheniqua:"Bitch I keeps it real nigga!"
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