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Abdul: I see they took Ilhan Omar off the Foreign Affairs Committee.
Bill: Yes, poor jiffy pop head.
The act of applying peanut butter to your hand, and slapping someone across the face. It is most effective when performed on someone with a mild peanut allergy.
Person #1: He's such a jerk, next time I see him it's jiffy slap time.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.
A large pubic bush on a woman. So big it makes her panties appear to rise, like Jiffy Pop Popcorn.
I thought she was fine till I saw that Jiffy Pop in her drawers.
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pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.
Junior: "Hey ma' cook me up some jiffy-pop!"
Mother: "Jr. I thought I told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!"
Junior: "Ah dang!"
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When the bottoms of one's bare feet become black due to walking on dirt or asphalt like a bare-foot bum at a gas station.
Shelly has jiffy feet because she was walking bare-foot.
Whoa, nigga...you gots some nasty ass jiffy feet!
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Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Getting it's name from walking to the 'Jiffy Mart' (a mostly defunct brand of convenience store in the South/North Florida) in your neighborhood. Not exactly an insult, but mostly just to point out you need to wash yo' dirty-ass feet.
Why are you tracking your stank Jiffy Foot in the house? You couldn't be bothered to put on a pair of flip-flops?
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When a certain person masterbates to a anime doll
Aw mom how many times did I tell you to knock before you walk in! I was doing the jiffy diff