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jonky mcjonkness. this is when you type jonk in urban dictionary.
when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.
*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"
(noun) - a person repeatedly not doing what is expected from previous knowledge
ex. 1-
Despite never showing up in class, Dennis manages to pass his exams
damn Dennis is such a jonk
ex. 2-
Albert: Wow, I can't believe Steve sold his car
Allen: Yea I thought he loves his car by the way he always drives it
Albert: What a jonk
When a man fingers another man’s bumhole until the jonk juice comes out.
“Hey dude wanna jonk”
“I’m straight”