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ICP fankids who have smoked themselves stupid and who can't tell the difference between a hatchet and a meat cleaver.
The Psychopathic man is holding a MEAT CLEAVER. Clearly.
Dude 1: "That juggalo is really reppin' the Hatchet."
Dude 2: "Too bad he's too stoned to notice it's a meat cleaver, huh?"
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Posers who usually don't have real problems but try to create them for themselves to seem "hardcore". They use Halloween as an excuse to paint their faces like retards and go have a "bomb" time. Juggalos are usually good people until they decide to become total retards and do drugs and drink just to fit in and make a status for themselves within their group of twisted friends. Juggalos don't have real friends either. They use each other for weed and rides and sometimes alcohol. They don't do anything to make their lives better and hide out behind their "hardcore" music and drug habits. They're too lazy to get jobs but have crazy ambitions that will obviously never come true. Some of them are smart but don't want anyone to know because god forbid you pass school. They claim that it is not a cult or religion, yet they act like they worship "The Hatchet". Juggalos are usually too brainwashed to understand how fucking dumb they really sound when they talk about fatass clowns who rap about weed, pussy, and pubic hair.
"I don't give a fuck! I'm a juggalo"
"Shut the hell up..."
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The result of generations of inbreeding and neglect in Detroit.
Guy 1: Hey who's that guy in the clown makeup? Oh wait, he's a juggalo, he must have a mental deficiency.
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A dirty money hungry dumb cunt that thinks they are cool but the only thing cool about them is when they get hung from trees in front of there house ........ Now who is the next juggalo to die.......
That juggalo is a money hungry fag........ lets hang him and his family............. (family is what they call there friends...... well if they have friends)
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The art of pathetic mall metal kids and wannabe gangster kids coming together to create a whole new level of abomination; practiced commonly among impressionable young kids who dress like demon clowns, love ICP and brokeNCYDe, and belong in the gas chamber.
"d00d i am a strait up Juggalo man!"
"me 2, im so Juggalo! lets go 2 a ICP concert"
"yea man they r so hardcor!"
"Both of you have just given me diabetes."
"shutup u pussy ass fagot bitch! u dont no wut real music is, fuck u!"
"And you don't know what real spelling/grammar is."
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a sad cunt that has no taste in music or fashion and thinks clown make up and singing about killing people with a hatchet is cool that and think there ninjas but are all nothing more or less then surban white kids acting ghetto. 1. the clown make up and thinking your a ninja makes you look like a a fag and thinking becasue your a "juggalo" you can beat the shit outta anyone just makes them pethetic cunts, its a shame we cant kill people like this on sight as it would be fuckin handy as hell but since muder is shunned we cant so my best advice to people is laugh at them for how much of a big pair of clow shoes they look like.
guy 1.look at that fag juggalo he looks like a total retard he dont look wicked he looks like a pair of clown shoes
guy 2. yeah what a spacker
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Noun - A pathetic, worthless, inbred, rancid excuse for a human being. A Juggalo, otherwise known as the previous, is a tool who listens to, masturbates to, and worships the equally pathetic, worthless, inbred and rancid "music group" known as "Insane Clown Posse", or "Insanely Gay Clown Pussies." Most commonly, the Juggalos are the unfortunate offspring of a wifebeating, WWE watching, gambling alcoholic with snaggle-teeth, and a saggy-tittied, rotten crotched, woman-cow who lost her virginity when she was 9.
Juggalos commonly associate with other Juggalos, and have Juggalo Circle Jerks.
Juggalos believe that all other music is inferior to the vexatious, arrhythmical noise produced by "Insanely Gay Clown Pussies."
Jugglettes, not to be confused with a human female, is the effeminate equivalent of a Juggalo, except sporting breasts and a smelly, hotdog-worn crease otherwise known as the Vagina. They too "Rep da hatchet."
All in all, Juggalos and Jugglettes are the scum of the Earth and retain the equal value as the shit in the toilet of a truck stop restroom and are equally as disgusting.
Juggalo - "i rep da hatchet! icp is da gratest band eva!!1!!1!!!"
(Note the misspellings. They are a realistic emphasis on how uneducated Juggalos really are.)
Me - "No. Just no. ICP is hardly a band, and they're hardly people. They are just as much of a pile of camel feces are you are."
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