F-juicer

A device used to extract poop from the anus. The device is two padded plates with handles, one plate on each butt cheek, hooked together with a bungy cord. To make the person shit you must push the plates together then pull out repeat the process untill the've dumped the load. It is used for constipated people or a couple that like eating eachothers feces.

Example 1: Dude, wtf i just saw Bill slurping the shit he just extracted from his grandpa using the F-juicer!

Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!

Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!

purely a juicer

When someone raises a pot in poker for no reason other than to "juice" up the pot to induce more action.

Rads: I raise five
Hinzo: Wtf was the point of that? Purely huh?
Rads: Purely a juicer
Teddy: I call

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juicer dildo

A sex toy or dildo whose head looks like a fruit juicer, and that has a broad base that usually has a handle so you can spin it when it is in the chick's pussy.

I just bought a juicer dildo from the local sex shop, and my girlfriend loves it's rotary action boyee.

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grave juicer

An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite

Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

Crowd: No. Why?

Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.

Crowd: Sick fuck

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Cleveland Juicer

When a chick is trying to give you a Cleveland Steamer but has the Hershey Squirts.

I vomited when that hooker gave me a Cleveland juicer.

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bilbao juicer

Woshua Werez. Proffesional Cold war player world famous sexy man.

Vistes al bilbao juicer el es chingon y muy sexy

nadd juicer

a device that crushes your nadds.

Hey dude did u get that nadd juicer.