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Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence
Girl: *being annoying*
Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”
*knocks her out*
Man: phew! Finally
When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
When Shikamaru actually does something
Shikamaru does nothing and says its a drag,
Shikamaru sees your mom
SHADOW POSSESSION JUTSU!!!
A technique for rejecting suitors' advances by pinning them in the Friend Zone, popular among moderate to highly attractive women. Although the technique is effective against a broad variety of suitors, one typically only calls out the name of the technique before using it if the suitor is a weaboo and therefore will get the joke, realize it's on him, and yet still be willing to be friends even after being directly insulted, due to low self-esteem.
Weaboo: "You look just like this totally hot anime action figure I have! You should come over to my parents' house some time and I could show it to you. I can't take it out because it's in mint condi..."
Hottie: "Fu-REN-du-ZOU-no-JU-tsu!! Awww, thanks. See you around, okay?"
Weaboo: "...okay."
Snarker: "Furen Duzou no Jutsu, huh? So you guys are, what, juts friends?"
Weaboo: "Very funny."
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Replication technique out of the anime Naruto.
This jutsu allows the user to form copies of themselves to confuse their enemies.
Unlike Naruto's -Kage Bunshin no jutsu- the replications are not solid and can do no damage although disappear in a similar way when hit.
This jutsu was Naruto's weakness during the first episode Academy exam which he failed.
Naurto:"Bunshin no jutsu!"
<weird pallid copy of Naruto appears next to him in a puff of smoke>
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A group of people in discord need to get in the right voice chat and then play All Might Theme from Boku no hero academia
Linton: Invocar Guilherme No Jutsu
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