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An incredibly ugly newborn human. Named for the porcelain baby doll created in the likeness of Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, to commemorate his birth.
"He was quite the Kaiser baby at first, but he grew-up to be adorable."
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a person who just ups and completely disappears suddenly from a relationship without warning, much like the character of the same name from the film "Usual Suspects" did after suppousedly committing a crime.
"we spent the whole weekend together and then he pulled a Kaiser Soze. haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. fucker"
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noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP
"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"
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A sex move invented in Pre-Nazi Germany, involving at least 6 people and an IQ of over 130. Not much is known about this, but its difficulty has been compared to rocket science. Not to be confused with the Kinky Kaiser, Classroom Kaiser and the Steaming Kaiser.
Me: Hey man
Friend: Hey, sorry I'm late today, I was in history class the other day and stumbled onto the secret of the Cheeky Kaiser. I'm hooked.
These steroids will make your dick bigger. Did you know that these steroids will make the other people around him bend down and choke on something-- :|
OR it could make you high
I use Kaiser Steroids. I'm gud.
When a grave mistake is made that causes your side to lose (General Kaiser, WWII)
Thomas just pulled a Kaiser moment and we just lost the round