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General Kazoo

A feared horseman from the steppes of Central Asia, he rides to conquer: nothing less than the total destruction of his enemies will suffice. Mr. Chang uses General Kazoo with complete confidence when it is time to "take care of business", Chang-style.

Natasha bit her tongue when she heard the sound of General Kazoo's mounted forces trying hear. Not even the Commodore and Countess could help her now.

by chasethedoor January 19, 2014


General Kazoo

A feared horseman from the steppes of Central Asia, his forces ride at the command of Mr. Chang, sometimes with Natasha, sometimes against.

The Viscount and the Commodore could not help but admire the ruthlessness of General Kazoo, as he played his instrument while his horsemen descended on the minions of Natasha Triblinskikov.

by chasethedoor January 19, 2014


kazoo and chill

Kazoo and Chill is when you are banging your girl and you are both playing a song on the Kazoo.
Works with any position besides oral positions.

Guy 1:"We totally banged last night!"
Guy 2:"Did you kazoo and chill?"
Guy 1:"You know it bro!"

How to ask someone
Guy:"Hey wanna kazoo and chill tonight?"
Girl:"Yeah what song?"
Guy:"I am thinking of Slim Jesus' Drill Time"

by A woman who likes to fuck alot May 14, 2017


Kazoo Kid

Kazoo Kid, aka Pewdiepie, likes to sing... dance... pretend... and have fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!

Kazoo Kid is bae.

by no-regerts January 13, 2020


spanish kazoo

When a guy lets a girl blow air throuh his penis

man my dick still hurts from when jessica gave me a spanish kazoo

by The Duck Comic January 10, 2018


Spinny kazoo

an awesome blowjob euphemism.

“My girl gave me that ole spinny kazoo, you know what I’m sayin?”

by Denverdamnit March 31, 2022


You on Kazoo

A 1989 video of a bunch of kids playing kazoos, singing, dancing, and talking to a demon they called the pretend spirit.

1: I swear, You on Kazoo is great! They get to communicate with demons!

by MadBeast1331 February 26, 2018

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