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Before his crucifixion, Jesus Christ took the greatest dump of his life. This pile of divine matter would, 2000 years later, become known as the Keenan and Kel show. It follows the actions of two young Grocery clerks as they get into hilarious hijinx and teach youth insightful life lessons. In addition, some scholars have speculated that the "Holy Grail" spoken of in mythology may have actually taken the form of Goodburger--starring Keenan and Kel--being distributed commercially to all 12 people who viewed the movie and liked it enough to purchase it.
The classic lines from the Keenan and Kel TV show and feature film:
Awww...Here-goes!
Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda. I do I do I do I do-oo-ooooo--
Welcome to the Goodburger home of the Good-burger. Can I take your order?
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She's the coolest mom around.She knows what's up and she still loves you.
You know Momma Kel going cray cray when she puts on Brass Monkey 🐒!
The goat the god the legend aka the boyfriend of famous ocean and the only rapper that is not scary
Friend:who is luh kel me:you did me wrong
When one attempts to trump to hard and thus inadvertently sprays bottom chocolate all over their dressing gown and down their legs.
Pwarh... Did you just skid? Did you just do a Kel?
'To do a Kel'
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“What the kel” is used for when you need a replacement for “what the hell” cuz why the fuck not
Though nobody is gonna use it, Kel himself came up with it. It’s dumb. - Aubrey
“What the kel? I forgot my wallet”
Expression to say your either fat or thin
Yo man, I'm feeling very keenan and kel today !
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When a girl is suckin dick while her dude is combing his pubic hair, and he cums on ur face then brushes ur hair wit the pubic comb.
This girl wanted to suck my dick, so while she was doin it i gave her a dirty kel.
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