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A German novelty band that formed in the late 70's and released five pop albums while together. The group is most notably known for the songs "Dschinghis Khan" (same name as the band) and, probably their greatest hit, "Moskau".
Moskau, Moskau Wirf die Gläser an die Wand Russland ist ein schönes Land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey,
Moskau, Moskau Deine Seele ist so groß Nachts da ist der Teufel los Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau, Moskau Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar Mädchen sind zum küssen da Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht Ha ha ha ha ha
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The Dirty Khan can only be preformed by a khan himself. To start the procedure u must find a setting in which there is a ceiling fan and a bed below it. Next the partner must then go face down ass up towards the ceiling fan. Then the other partner will climb onto the ceiling fan and prepare for the drop. Next is the most crucial part as the aim is essential, if done improperly or not by a khan the penis may be shattered in the process. The Drop contains 2 crucial roles, the partner on the bed keeping her asshole wide open and the male partner preforming what is similar to a sword going into its sheath with masterful precision. The end result is then an instant orgasm and you both never fuckin talk about it after. Gay balls.
“I did the Dirty Khan on Tommy’s mom last night”
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the man who killed so many people, fucked so many women, literally jumped over China's Great Wall and took over half of Eurasia while drinking warm milk from a bowl. ALL ON A HORSE.
Genghis Khan fucked so many women there's an 0.5% chance you're related to him.
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Ones extreme sexual preference for a man/woman with the name 'Khan'.
'Wow! Did you know that Sam came out as Khan-Sexual?'
This lulli/chos is famously known for his feat on the road, including a pancake and his car. He is eternally bonded to his BMW sport 1 series with LED lights, despite multiple incidents on the road involving his lulli and a broken front axle. Give this chos a car and he'd somehow end up sticking his lulli inside of it.
Asian reincarnation of Mr Tumble.
Example 1: I just crashed my BMW 1 series into a lamp post. I'm such a Haris Khan
Example 2: Yo 'person 1' are you thinking of going to that thing next week? I heard they were *speaks in waffle*.
Example 3: BLooody Khan
A free online learning platform that magically instills you with concepts and knowledge in a matter of seconds from the comfort of your own room as opposed to a matter of semesters in a stinky classroom. Often chastised by teachers and professors for an alleged lack of interaction when in fact their actual contempt arises from Khan Academy's remarkable ability to underscore their incompetency.
Argh, I don't understand my calculus homework and I'm failing the class, argh.
*visits Khan Academy, watches 3 minute tutorial on indefinite integration*
*now an expert on indefinite integration, now has A+ in the class*
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A Mongolian guy who fucked, killed, and conquered.
Joe: Hey dude, did you know Genghis Khan fucked thousands people and never got aids?
David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?
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