KIDDIE POOL

The act of pulling out and shooting nut on your partners stomach creating a pool of semen.

Daniel: "Man I was bangin Dorothy last night and.."
Nathan: "Did you give her the kiddie pool?"
Daniel: "You know it!"

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CS kiddie

A Counter-Strike playing 12-year old who takes the step up to a decent computer game (America's Army, Red Orchestra, etc.), and says the game sucks, blows, etc. because there is a tad bit of realism.

CS kiddie: OMG WHERES MY CROSHARES!?!1 WHY DIDNT THEY ADD THOSE!? THIS GMAE SUCKZ!!1! AND WHY WNOT I TRUN ON MY CELREON 300!?!!

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kiddy tickler

kiddy tickler is what you call your bro when you find out he's dating underage girls

buddy walks in the room; "heyyyy, its the "kiddy tickler" so how was your date? chucky cheese makes a hell of a pizza dont they? so was there any "fluff on the muff" bro?bahaahhaah fucking kiddy tickler

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kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

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script kiddies

A normally pre-teen computer user that 'borrows' hacker programs to cause mischief. They do not understand how to make or use a true virus, but that's how they get their kicks/ Incapable of trying anything like 'red alert' or 'nimbda', they flock like vultures when a real worm opens up a hole in someone's security.

Bob: Script Kiddies attacked our board again.
Joe: Still got that trojan kicking around? I've got an IP tracker...

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kiddy fiddler

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.

"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."

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kiddy pool

A pool 1 foot deep or less. Designed pool for small children who haven't learned the art of swimming yet and mainly just want to splash around. Contrary to belief, it is still possible for a kid to drown in the pool, especially if they fall asleep face down.

There's a kiddy pool included along with the regular pool.

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