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Kidney Room

Look up, "Restroom"

You: Can I go to the Kidney Room?
God: The what?
You: The Kidney Room
God: THE WHAT?!!
You: The restroom
God: Sure...

by Michael VII May 15, 2017


Kidney man

Me

Person 1: have you heard of kidney man?
Person 2: yes he has all of my kidneys
Logan: give me back my left Kidney, kidney man!

by I Have your Kidneys Logan December 27, 2022


Kidney-Tickler

An action performed when a phallus or other phallic object creates a tickling sensation typically located around the area of the kidneys or diaphragm.

"I haven't been able to walk right since he gave me a kidney-tickler."

by thekidneytickler March 2, 2019


kidney beans

Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili to get gas!

"The recipe called for 5 cans of kidney beans."

by That Bum May 30, 2005

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affordable kidneys

when you go to Vegas and wake up in a bath tub with your kidneys certainly missing, you must get an affordable kidney otherwise you will commit death

aw shucks i just swallowed an affordable kidney (affordable kidneys: kidneys that are affordable)

by vital organ December 13, 2017

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kidney tickler

A usually self-adopted nickname that is used by a person with a large dick. It essentially means that the person has a penis that is so long it will go very 'deep' during penetration and will "tickle" their partner's kidneys.

Person 1: "Dude, back home they called me the kidney tickler"
Person 2: "Ewwwwww! TMI dude wtf!

"They don't call me the kidney tickler for nothing"

by chairman_meow34352 October 13, 2018

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kidney stroker

a cock that is so long that it shifts the inernal organs when you plunge it in and out

dude, i stuffed my kidney stroker so far up her cunt that I pushed her guts into new locations

by bartow joe February 26, 2005

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