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Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

The relative speed at which a Korean girl moves. The numeric average is 24 KPS. Speeds may vary depending on the situation i.e. KPS may decrease if the Korean girl is drunk.

Dammit we will be late to the club because she is moving at a speed of 24 Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

by PandaJ22 January 13, 2015


You're Kimchi the Best Burger

A burger that comes with kimchi

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You're Kimchi the Best Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

60👍 30👎


kimchi slap

Slapping a man or woman with kimchi.

* So this girl kimchi slapped me yesterday*

by Kimchilover1234 April 26, 2017


Kimchi car

A cheap used car that is traded between service members as they come and go from duty in South Korea.

I bought a kimchi car from a GI for $500 last year but can easily get $750 when I return to the States in a few weeks.

by Kakeman January 15, 2018


Kimchi Oppa

The stunningly attractive, smart, kind and athletic Korean male we all know and love or need in our life. Typically used by females who have caught a major case of yellow fever or are heavily into K-pop (popular Korean music).

Note: 'Oppa' means older brother in Korean and is used by females when referring to males older than themselves.

Example 1: "Wow, did you just see that hot Korean dude? He's such a Kimchi Oppa."
Example 2:

"Caitlin won't go out with me."
"Why not?"
"She's in love with a Kimchi Oppa."
"I can't blame her, those Koreans are damn attractive."

by Chimminy555 February 2, 2018


I have kimchi

When a woman is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants.

Boy: hey want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have Kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2022


I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants

Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2022