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putting frozen ice cream in a condom and letting it freeze to shape the condom and put it in the lucky man/woman.
I'm going to pull an Alaskan Klondike on my girlfriend tonight
you can't see that many inverse klondikes now global warming's happening, eh?
When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.
She was like "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And i said shit on your chest and cum on it.
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While having sex, the girl hangs over the edge of the bed until she is basically standing on her head. Then the man begins to ram her hard. While doing this, he is leaning forward and making arm motions and "koosh" sounds as if skiing in the klondike. Really skanky thing to do.
I really want to go skiing, but since it's July, I'll have to settle for the Klondike Koosh.
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The act of eating a klondike bar while getting tag teamed by two male prostitutes.
"Hey Trevor, how was your trip?
"pretty good, went to the beach and had a couple California klondikes"
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The secret of the klondike bar is the key to happiness, its the answer of all big questoins... But, the only way you can find out the secret is to make it arven miles up your mums pussy, and when you reached your destination, you will find a chest, in that chest there is a paper with something dritten on, whats written on the paper is the name of a type of cereal, you need to Buy this cereal at a grocery store and take it home, then you put milk That cereal, grab a spoon, and eat some of the cereal, but not all of it! Then you ned to spit on the paper you found in your mom and then put it in the cereal, when you take it up, you will see... The secret... The answer... The code... The key to everything... The secret of the kentucky klondike bar!!!!!
The secretfinder: Dude!
Secretfinders friend: What?
Secretfinder: I can fly, i can make things fly, i can destroy, i can destroy you, i can crack Obamas nuts, i can fuck ten people at once, because i, i know the secret.. THE SECRET OF THE KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!
Everyone: Hail the secretfinder!!!!! He is our lord!!!
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