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Kmart

Not the dying US department store, but in New Zealand and Australia, Kmart is one of the best things to ever exist. So many shiny things for your aesthetic, not to mention the $2 gumball jars. Honestly, we don't even deserve Kmart. Their stores are bright, and always full of basic millennials. They look absolutely nothing like their dying US counterparts. You could fill your house with Kmart furniture and your life would be complete. Where else could you get a 2m rainbow charger for less than $10? What about a unicorn phone ring for $1?

"I really wanna go to Kmart"
"I got this Bluetooth speaker from Kmart, it is sooo cute and only cost $10!"
"Your water bottle is so cool, where did you get it?" "KMART!"

by benrad February 9, 2019


kmart

a store that has been struggling also a store with clothing groceries and more

prestoninan went to kmart to get a pizza

by chicfi November 13, 2019


Kmart

A store where Australian people shop a lot at and usually come out with more things then they intended

Jasmine: Hey, we should go to Kmart
Elise: Not unless you want to spend all your money!

by AussieAussieAussieOiOiOi696969 February 3, 2020


Kmart

A nickname for someone who is hated by all, someone who is so unfunny and annoying there's a name for it

"We don't Call him Tyler anymore, call him T Kmart"
"You heard about J Kmart? He said something really offensive today"

by Target corp. February 10, 2022


kmart mansion

A mansion Eminem just put up for sale( for 2 million$) that he rarely ever used anyway.Address is 5760 Winkler Mill Rd In rochester hills, Michigan.

I want the Kmart mansion in Michigan

by Hopstoner September 12, 2017