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balloon knot bandit

Guys who partake in anal sex. Typically fags but some straight guys do it to hoes too.

ever since i met frank i knew that he and his "best friend" dave were balloon knot bandits. I just don't see why a dude would want to fuck another dude in the ass.

by wpcustoms January 29, 2008

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Minot Balloon Knot

The act of pinching the anus on either side and pulling into a horizontal slit, causing a "squeeee" sound when gas is emitted. Usually performed after anal sex.

You hear that squeak? I think Jerry just gave his girl the Minot Balloon Knot!

by Archetyp0 February 16, 2023

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tying the Balloon Knot

A gay wedding.

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.

by Stevie Wonder's Forehead November 1, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!

by Catepillar Kubota May 17, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


balloon knot snot

the liquid the seeps out of a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon.

He wanted to lick her balloon knot, but there was balloon knot snot coming out off it.

I want to rail Sarah in her balloon knot.

by ZodiacKillr February 26, 2021


untie the balloon knot

To convince a person to have anal sex

Its good but I want to untie the balloon knot.

by Coidesal November 1, 2018


purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.

Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: โ€œWow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.โ€

by Hog hog January 1, 2023