Kong Wall

A large wall generally built of wood that runs along the sides of highways with the intent of a) providing a sound barrier to reduce the noise of passing automotive traffic; and b) to provide residents some privacy from said automotive traffic.

I don't know if it's any quieter behind this Kong Wall but I can't see any of the houses anymore.

Kong Donkey

While having sex getting Donkey Kong'd in the face.

Dika dat that Kong Donkey.

Kong Hong

Hong Kong backwards.

"Dude, let's go to Kong Hong!"

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Queen Kong

Big woman that looks like a shaved gorilla.

Jenny is such queen kong.

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lanky kong

A demon personified, if hell was real, lanky kong would be the ruler. There are no words to describe just how fucked up this evil monkey is. Those who look into his soulless eyes for more than a minute are never seen again, only there screams will be heard where they witnessed him. You can't run from him, his arms are unreasonably long for an ape. His first kill was reported on November 22nd, 1999.

anon #1: Hey what happened to Jerry?
anon #2: lanky kong got him last week and I haven't seen him since.

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donkey kong

dk donkey Kong dk donkey Kong is here hes the leader of the bunch you know him well hes finally back to kick some tail hes bigger faster and stronger too hes the first member of the dk crew .

oh man that donkey kong is such a hunk i hope he does the poo poo in my mouth

ps hes hot

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hong kong

NOT China.

- Hey! Where are you from?
= HONG KONG.
- You mean china? Bruce Lee, Jacky Chan and the Kung fu stuffs?
= Thats HONG KONG. Bruce Lee and Jacky Chan are from HONG KONG.
- Isn't that HONG KONG a part of china?
= thats HONG KONG, NOT china.

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