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The act of replacing a victim's object(s) without them noticing and giving them no clue on where it's gone.
Tommy replaces Benny's phone with a case, with just the case. 20 minutes later Benny finds out that his phone is missing.
Benny: Oh no, my phone, where has it gone!?
Tommy stays quiet, knowing that he knows exactly where the phone is. (Right inside his backpack)
40 minutes later, class is about to end. It has been a frantic search for Benny's phone.
Tommy: You see Benny, to master the Korean Switch, not only does one have to switch the person's object, but also give them no clue on where it's gone. Here is your phone Benny *Gives phone over. I hope we can stay friendly acquaintances. Cheers!
Tommy leaves the room, leaving Benny with his mouth wide open, knowing that he must learn the Korean Switch, to not be constantly moving on the metaphorical treadmill of life, not moving forward, not moving back, unless of course, you run out of breath...
Requires:
1) A woman of the Korean variety
2) One doorless Jeep Wrangler
3) A truly WILD imagination
Guy 1: "Dude, last night was totally insane."
Guy 2: "Why? Wait, you didn't-"
Guy 1: "-Yeah, I did. My Wrangler is completely totalled after that Korean Supper we pulled..."
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a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.
Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
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A person who is Korean, or of Korean descent. That happens to be very industrial.
Matt: Hey Andy what kind girls are you looking for on this dating app?
Andy: you know matt I'm kind of into Asian girls, maybe Korean?
Matt: oh Koreans you say? how about an Industrial Korean?
Andy: I would love an industrial Korean!
The 'Elites' of archery seemıngly ındestrutable and unbeatable. They are the chosen ones and are dırect decendants to Robbın Hood. Research shows that Robbın Hood was ın fact, Korean. There have been questıons posed concernıng theır humanıty as many scıentısts have found God-lıke tendancıes ın theır behavıor.
bottom lıne: Korean Archers kıck ass!!!!!
Aıdan: Dude, I heard that the Korean Archers took 1st, 2nd and 3rd place at the Junıor worlds.
Nıck: no shıt!!!
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When someone throws an illegal or cheap punch to an opponent's throat.
Originating from a Taekwondo tournament during the 2009 South East Asia games, where a Korean contestant illegally knocked out an opponent by a punch to the throat and was made "legal" because the judges where all Korean.
Hey man, did you just just Korean punch that guy? I think he won't be able to speak for a week.
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Korean Fuckhead is a procedure in which 2 individuals are having a race against each other on who will win first.
This consists of: a male and pineapple juice. There will be a female (or male) being the ‘object’ of this procedure, and he/she would be drinking the pineapple juice from a coconut shell while a male would be humping one side of their head (preferably the ear).
Now this is how the race is set up:
The female (or male) would be getting their ‘head fucked’ while they are drinking the juice from the coconut shell as fast as they could. The male would, of course, be trying hard to cum inside the ear or all over the head.
In conclusion, whoever wins (cums first or drinks the juice first) will have a reward.
For the female (or male): the male has to put the coconut shell up his anus for a full 60 seconds.
For the male: the female would have to pour the ‘cum’ solution out of her ear and drink it from the coconut shell, while the male uses a dildo on her other ear at the same time.
Note: When the male is almost about to climax before the female (or male) has finished, he must say 'The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.'
If it's a tie then they should both say 'I Love you,' to each other then make out.
If the ears flushed red on the female, the male has dominance over her for the rest of the night, if not, then the female has dominance over the male.
Caution: This act is illegal unless it's done on the 24th of March, from 2-3 A.M. in a forest.
Fun fact: Korean headfuck is called "Korean" because of the fact that according to research, people in Korea have the smallest penises
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