Rural Dictionary

Kristi

noun.

1. The best freaking girl you will ever meet Bubbly, Secure, Blonde at times. Will beat you to a pulp with her words over yours. She dominates the scene & will have a handle over everything. Need someone to kick someone's butt ask Kristi. Need someone to help bury a body don't ask Kristi. But do ask her what you should do next. Because likely she is going to call you a dumbass and say "What the hell is wrong with you!"and prolly smack you over the head. As your head ping pongs off the wall somehow you got that sense of right and wrong knocked back into you. Realizing your a total dumb shit and you made a mistake. Kristi will be there to fight. Never doubt her, don't piss her off, & don't lie. Kristi is lethal to attack and pounce on your ass! She will be the one to pick you up and push you down. When your feeling sad don't go to Kristi asking for remorse. Kristi will make you wanna get back up, realize that your dumb, & depressed for no reason. We all need someone like that in life. Kristi will tell you how it is. She holds no words back. She might seem scary, a bitch at times, & bossy,. But don't let that wall she has built intimidate you. She means well. If you need straightened out go to Kristi & bend over. Hold on tight because that kick in your ass is gonna hurt.

2 . Kristi is a name that signifies a freedom-loving and free-spirited individual. Nothing is conventional with your love of change and adventure. You make sensible decisions very quickly, especially in a dangerous or difficult situation.
3. Your Boss!

4. Mother like personality, enforcer, warden, sister, badass bitch face, and Karen at times.

5. Someone who likes shopping, shoes, purses, tanning, makeup, getting nails done, lotions, hairspray, vacationing, laughing, perfume, lipstick, bubble gum original flavor, kicking ass, dogs, food, money, and center of attention at times. Nothing wrong with that though.

6. Resting Bitch Face.

7. Loves the color of reds and pinks in any shade for the most part.

8. Someone you always buy chocolate covered strawberries for.

Guy 1: "Hey Billy did you see Kristi yell at Danny last night? "

Guy 2: " yes I sure did she had his balls twisted in the palm of her fist! "
Guy 1": " I know right I was so scared I think I shut myself."
Guy 2: " I know me too! I think tomorrow to work I'm gonna either call off or wear a diaper and a jock strap!"
Guy 1: " Good idea me too!"

Also spelled Christy, Kristy, Christi, Christie, Kristie, Christen, and don't ever spell her name wrong or else.

name root
KHRĪ́Ō -TOS > KHRĪSTÓS > KHRISTIANÓS

speaking usage
DANISH DANISHENGLISH ENGLISHFINNISH FINNISHNORWEGIAN NORWEGIANSLOVENE SLOVENESWEDISH SWEDISH

Ranked number 14's most popular girls name of the 70's!!!

by Sum-wear-over-da?103 June 6, 2022