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a kick ass sport that is 100 times better than baseball and hockey. Anyone who plays baseball instead of lacrosse needs to grow a dick.
Pat J.'s mom gave me head the other nite becuz she loved the fact that i played lacrosse
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the best fucking sport ever to have been made, harder than both baseball and soccer (which have little to no contact at all)...
"wow, i play baseball and lacrosse is gay cuz I'm too pussy to play it, and I don't realize that MENS lacrosse in the US is not a pussy sport and has more contact than my sport....maybe i should join...nahhhh im too gay"
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Best sport ever. Uses almost no padding. Full contact sport, and almost anything goes when trying to get the ball away from the opposing team.
Good luck T-baggin coach's nut sack guys!
(to baseball players leaving for game)
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lacrosse is the fuckin hardest sport in the world, u need speed, stamina, hand eye coordination, and a huge dick to play this sport. Base balls for fuckin pussies who think there cool. BASEBALLS FORS QUEERS!!!
BASEBALL PLAYER-i stood in the outfield the whole game and didnt even move! then i slapped my teammates ass and ate some sunflower seads!
LACROSSE PLAYER-shut the hell up u fuckin pussy, ill kick ur ass if u ever speak again
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A sport that is played only by women in the UK, which has no contact in it at all. When played in the US by males, it is a hardcore game where anything goes. Anyone who says that lax sucks b/c it is played by pussies in the UK is stupid. Real men play lax in the US, English people have bad teeth. It takes heart, hustle, blood, sweat and stamina to play this game. It makes baseball look like an old folks home. A baseball game will take about 2 to 3 hours and 4 or 5 guys will have run 90 feet or so. In a lax game, after 5 minutes, everyone has already sprinted up and down the field 3 or 4 times.
UK boy - lacrosse is played by little girls in the UK
US boy - lacrosse is different in the US. We actually hit each other. Get some braces
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A freaking sweet sport. It's for the athletic players who are looking for something more exciting than baseball, not trying to put down baseball in any way. Dominated by the East Coast, although it's starting to spread out in California and Colorado. A predominantly white sport, but as it spreads people of all races are beginning to start playing.
Typical Baseball Player: OMFGZOR LACROSSE IS GAY!
Typical Lacrosse Player: OMFGZOR BASEBALL IS GAY!
And this accomplishes...?
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The fastest sport on two feet.
My boyfriend is the 3rd best lacrosse goalie in the state.
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