to get laid

(to) have sex

Want to get Laid? = Want to have sex?

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laid tracks

When you leave marks in the toilet bowl

Dennis laid tracks for everyone after him to see

e-laid

A term that I coined for the act of a male player of a MMORPG helping a seemingly female player in some way solely because of her gender. This is referred to as "trying to get e-laid" because the male is doing it solely because the person in need of help appears to be of the opposite gender, hence it is sexual in nature, but still taking place on the internet. The geeky male does it because he holds some small hope that it could develop into an e-lationship.

Ironically, most of the female characters in question turn out to also be males IRL, and this is often revealed after a lengthy period of cyberstalking.

Dude, just admit it: you only gave her some money cause you're trying to get e-laid.

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paid and laid

The act of receiving monetary compensation for a good or service within the same time span of engaging in sexual activity.

David: dude, i totally got my paycheck from Coldstone today.

Spencer: sick, I got paid by Kams today and pounded Gayle. That's what I call paid and laid.

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laid back

another word for lazy

D: heyy im soo laid back
B: yeah thats just you being lazy...

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Edges laid

When the "baby hairs" or "edges of your hair are looking sleek and bomb

Can be used for all races, but is particularly used between black women

"Dang Alisha, your edges laid girl. Boo, you got me snatched lol"

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getting laid

getting some; having sex

I met this girl at a party last night and got laid.

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