Lamp

English slang with a similar meaning to simp. However, a lamp, instead of doing nice things to who they lamp on for attention, do things to harm that person verbally or emotionally in order to fuel their lampy (and most likely horny) attitudes towards the person they are obsessing over.

Eddy: “Have you seen Terry? He’s been lamping on Suzie for weeks now. We should probably help.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”

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LAMP

Short for: Look At My Penis

A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.

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Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!

Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.

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LAMP

greek term for willow

i <3 lamp

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Lamp

verb. the act of murdering someone and then claiming it was in self defense, especially when the 23 stab wounds are attributed to falling on a broken lamp.

Varg Vikernes totally lamped the hell out of Euronymous

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lamping

another word for chilling, cooling

i'm lamping with tash tomorrow.

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Lamp

Cork Slang
Look at, look towards, notice, observe, watch.

Lamp the Gatch on dat feen.

Translation - Take a look at how that person walks. Don't you think it's a bit unusual?

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Lamping

Taking a dirty photo of yourself with a lamp in the photo.

Sharon has been on the "lamping" group taking photos of her self naked.